good evening my friend

☆**♥,*”*,*”*,♥**☆

I am the best,
& I can prove it

I can put coffee in Coffee cup,
can you put world in World Cup?
.
.
.

I can send my number on your cell,
Can you send your cell on my number?
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..
..

and the last one…
I can send my address on your cell
Can you send your cell on my address.
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...
...

I am the best

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Qualities a friend must have

Cute as crocodile
Smart as donkey
Active as turtle
Fit as hippo
Matured as monkey
Sincerity like dog

No doubt you are my best friend

☆**♥,*”*,*”*,♥**☆

GOOD EVENING

salam are u from sukkur city

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FUNNY MEANINS…

CIGARETTE
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE
It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s.

CONFERENCE
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

CONFERENCE ROOM
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end.

SMILE
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

YAWN
The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths.

EXPERIENCE
The name men give to their mistakes.

DIPLOMAT
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

OPTIMIST
A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway:
“SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”

BOSS
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

POLITICIAN
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward.

DOCTOR
A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills…

GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH

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(___)""(___)NEW YEAR 2013...

Don't worry about hard times,
because most of the beautiful things
we have in life come from changes and mistakes.

Change and mistakes are two aspects of life
that help us to become better people.
Change is the transition from something old
into something new,
We have to maintain new changes in our lives
on a regular basis in order to
grow and reach our potential.

Mistakes are another part of life
that are vital to our success.
Without making mistakes we won't realize
what choices to make later on in life,
and if we don't learn from our mistakes
we will easily commit the same ones later in life,
over and over again until we learn from them.

So... keep your head high,
keep your chin up, and most importantly...
Don't resist change,
and don't be afraid to make a mistake
Though they may seem difficult
face changes and learn from mistakes!

Everybody makes mistakes.But only a few wise people learn from them.
May we learn from all our mistakes from passed 2012...

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...HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013...
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Dosti Dosti Nahi, Khuda Hota Hai.,
Mehsus Tab Hota Hai Job Wo Judha Hota Hai..!
Bena Dost Ke Jena Ek Saja Hota Hai,
Aur Dost Aap Jaisa Ho To Jeena Ek Maza Hota Hai !!

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Never give up going after your dreams...
Where there is love and inspiration...
you can't go wrong.

In Life,
we all have an unspeakable secret,
an irreversible regret,
an unreachable dream &
an unforgettable love!
Its all about being happy anyhow.

Excellence can be achieved if you...
risk more than others think is safe,
love more than others think is wise,
dream more than others think is practical,
and expect more than others think is possible.

Wish it...Dream it...Do it...LIVE it.
How can you dream??? when you never sleep.

so, ZZZZZzzzzzz

Never give up going after your dreams...
Where there is love and inspiration...
you can't go wrong.

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GOOD MORNING

╰♡╮☆ ❤ ☆ ☆ ❤ ☆╰♡╮
never forget, how special you are.
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May your heart be happy, may your days be bright,
may your roads be smooth, may your burdens be light,
may you find the dreams, may you touch the stars,
may you never forget, how special you are.

May you go the places in life that you desire to go.
Sometimes forget who we are. When we are willing to believe right,
then we will be able to behave right and achieve the heights that we want to achieve.
You have to have belief in who you are,
because much of our life happens based off of the knowledge of who we are on this world.

Remember that you arent perfect,
and if you are ever to be happy sometimes you will have bumps in the road,
and sometimes your burdens will be a little heavier than usual.
Never lose sight of your dreams,
and always remember that if you continue to aim high in life
you will become who you aspire to become eventually!

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never forget, how special you are.
╰♡╮☆ ❤ ☆ ☆ ❤ ☆╰♡╮

♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime!

Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel

Question : “What would you like to have ..Fruit
juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?”
Answer : “tea please”
Question : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea,
Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?”
Answer : “Ceylon tea ”
Question : “How would you like it ? black orwhite ?”
Answer : “white”
Question : “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?”
Answer: “With milk ”
Question : “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk”
Answer : “With cow milk please.
Question : ” Milk from Freeze land cow or
Afrikaner cow?”
Answer : ” Um, I’ll take it black. ”
Question : ” Would you like it with sweetener,
sugar or honey?”
Answer : “With sugar”
Question : ” Beet sugar or cane sugar ?”
Answer : “Cane sugar ”
Question :” White , brown or yellow sugar ?”

Answer : “Forget about tea just give me a
glass of water instead.”
Question: “Mineral water or still water ? ”
Answer : “Mineral water”
Question : “Flavored or non-flavored ?”
Answer : “I’ll rather die of thirst
Sir.....Sir.....Sir.....
just go to hell



Smile is source to win a heart,
smile is a name of lovely mood,
smile create greatness in personality,
so I wish you to smile always in your life….



SMILING NIGHT

♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime!

╰♡╮☆╰❤╮╰❤╮☆╰♡╮
whÿ dö böÿs nëëd ä frïënd whö ïs ä ġïrl ???

BECAUSE..............
-shë wïll nëvër lëävë ü älönë whën ü ärë säd…
-shë wïll sëë tö ït thät ü dö ür wörks ön tïmë…
-shë wïll mäkë sürë ü dön’t skïp
mëäls tö pläÿ mätċhës & dö wörk…
-shë wïll äsk ü tö lëävë ür bäd häbïts
ëvërÿdäÿ, ëvërÿ tïmë…
-shë wïll fïġht wïth ü ön smäll mättërs,
bt wön’t këëp d änġër för lönġ…
-shë wïll mäkë ÿöü mönëÿ-wïsë…
-shë wïll säÿ: dön’t w0rrÿ,
ëvën ïf thërë’s löt tö wörrÿ ör nöthïnġ tö wörrÿ...
-shë wïll mäkë ÿöü pünċtüäl…
-shë wïll hëlp ÿöü rësträïn ür änġër…
-shë wïll tälk tö ü 15 tïmës ä däÿ
tö knöw whät ü’rë döïnġ…
ü mïġht fëël büġġëd ät tïmës,
bt trüth ïs thät ÿöü ċän’t dö änÿthïnġ wïthöüt hër…
äs ġïrls ärë spëċïäl ġïft öf ġöd för böÿs…❤
sö respect & rëälïżë thëïr wörth
änd täkë ċärë 0f thëm…❤

BECAUSE..............
they are the priceless creation by GOD

dëdïċätëd tö äll ġïrls änd böÿs
whö shärë thë lövë änd frïëndshïp n os…!!
ZZZZZzzzzzzz
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Laugh as much as you breath
and love as much as you live.

One of the most effective antidotes
to the stresses of life is laughing a good laugh,
and loving as much as we can while we live.

When we hear laughter,
we associate whatever situation we are in,
with happiness, at least usually.
When we just let go of our fears,
and allow ourselves to be happy,
even in the worst of times,
it can change the playing field quickly.

Choosing to love as much as we live is
like the second of the 1-2 punches
when you are trying to defeat
whatever despair lies ahead of you.
if we just devote ourselves to keeping a loving,
and positive attitude while at all possible,
we will easily be able to conquer life as we know it.

Make an effort today to keep love in your heart,
no matter what hate is thrown in your path,
and to keep laughing,
even when the world tries its hardest to steal your smile...

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SmiLinG nYt wiT LovE.
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assalm alikum sis

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ι aм noт yoυr ғrιend ιғ…..

yoυ нave тo тнιnĸ вeғore yoυ ѕpeaĸ тo мe!
мy preѕence ever мaĸeѕ yoυ ғeel υncoмғorтaвle!
yoυ нave тo тнanĸ мe ғor everyтнιng ι do ғor yoυ!
yoυ нave тo ѕay ѕorry ғor everyтнιng тнaт yoυ don’т do!
yoυ нave тo aѕĸ мe ғor ғavorѕ!
yoυ тнιnĸ ι woυld noт вe cυrιoυѕ тo ĸnow yoυr pнιloѕopнy oғ lιғe!
yoυ go вy wнaт ι ѕay and do noт υnderѕтand wнaт ι don’т ѕay!
yoυ тнιnĸ тнaт lιѕтenιng тo yoυr dreaмѕ woυld pυт мe тo ѕleep!
yoυ тнιnĸ тнaт ѕeeιng yoυ ιn paιn, woυld noт вrιng a тear тo мe!
yoυ тнιnĸ ι do noт reмeмвer тнe ғιrѕт тιмe we мeт!
yoυ don’т ѕee тнe тнoυѕand wayѕ ι тry тo мaĸe yoυ нappy!...
So, enjoy every drop of water either from sky or from eye!!!

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When we are in ANGER,
we are just one letter short of DANGER…

BUT,

When we are GOOD to other,
we are one letter more that GOD…

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Every1 may not be good,
but there is something good in everyone!!!!
so never make a constant image for everyone!!!!
Bcoz every saints has a past,
and every sinner has a future!!!!
Don’t stop,
build new dreams and think always that in your way,
NothinG iS iMpoSSibLe.
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Choice is ours…
HappY NiGhT

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one ѕong can ѕparĸ a мoмenт,
one flower can waĸe тнe dreaм.
one тree can ѕтarт a foreѕт,
one вιrd can нerald ѕprιng.
one ѕмιle вegιnѕ a frιendѕнιp,
one нandclaѕp lιғтѕ a ѕoυl.
one ѕтar can gυιde a ѕнιp aт ѕea,
one word can fraмe тнe goal,
one voтe can cнange a naтιon,
one ѕυnвeaм lιgнтѕ a rooм
one candle wιpeѕ oυт darĸneѕѕ,
one laυgн wιll conqυer glooм.
one ѕтep мυѕт ѕтarт eacн joυrney.
one word мυѕт ѕтarт eacн prayer.
one нope wιll raιѕe oυr ѕpιrιтѕ,
one тoυcн can ѕнow yoυ care.
one voιce can ѕpeaĸ wιтн wιѕdoм,
one нearт can ĸnow wнaт’ѕ тrυe...

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ғrιendѕнιp ιѕ golden
lιĸe ѕтar ιn тнe нeaven
нope ιт wιll noт вroĸen
even ѕoмeтιмe we goт
loт oғ мιѕ υnderѕтandιng
вυт тrυe ғrιendѕнιp
wιll never ғade, wιll never end

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Good morning ji