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good morning 
take care
keep smilling
yours loving JIMY
good morning take care
keep smilling
yours loving JIMY
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｡◕‿◕｡☆ ╰♡╮In a school ,,,,,science class ,,,,,,
four worms were placed into fourseparate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of...alcohol...
The second worm was put into a jar ...of cigarette smoke...
The third worm was put into a jar of ...sperm...
The fourth worm was put into a jar ...of soil...
After one day, these were the ...results:
The first worm in alcohol — dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke — dead.
The third worm in sperm — dead.
The fourth worm in soil — alive.
So the science teacher asked the
class — “What can you learn from
this experiment.” ?
Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said.
“As long as you drink, smoke and
have sex, you won’t have worms inside u.”
Why complicate life ?
1. Missing somebody – call
2. Wanna meet up – Invite
3. Wanna be understood – Explain
4. Have questions – Ask
5. Don’t like something – speak up
6. Look something – share it
7. Want something – Ask for it
8. Love someone – tell them
we only have one life.keep it simple & meaningful.
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｡◕‿◕｡☆ ╰♡╮ good morning hve a awsome day
take care
keep smilling
yours loving JIMY
MoR HvE a GoOd DaY
TaKe CaRe
KeEp SmIlInG
YoUrS lOvInG JIMY
Good morning Always B happy,
Always wear a smile;
not bcoz life is full ofreason to smile,
but bcoz ur Smile itself is a reason4 many others to SMILE.
keep smilling
yours loving JIMY
School mein sir : Pappu tumhare sare ans galat hein marks de to kahan de?
Pappu : KAMAL KARTE HaiN MASTER JI. MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAIN, CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPAD MAR K BHI LAY SKTE HAIN.
Sir: Badtamiz
Pappu: BADTAMIZ SE YAAD AYA, AAP K PAPA KAISE HAIN?
. Sir: Nikal ja meri class se,
Pappu: CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO VARNA ANS SHEET ME ITNE CHED KARENGE K CONFUSE HO JAOGE K MARKS KaHAn DE OR ZERO KAHAN DE!
mor hve a joyfull sunday
keep smilling
yours loving JIMY
good morning MoRNiNgs are jst like paintings U need aninSpiration 2get U going a smil� 2brightenit up,and a msg from S�M1 who cAres 2coloru
take care
keep smilling
yours loving JIMY
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GIRL’S VERSION-..
First Day :I saw an idiot sleeping on the front bench..
Second Day:Saw the same idiot getting punished..
Third Day:He was fighting with a boy..uhh..idiot..!
Fourth Day :I couldn’t find him…Where is he…
BOY’S VERSION-..
First day :When i opened my eyes…I saw her…her smile..
Second day :I got punished so that i could see her all the while..
Third Day :A boy said somethng about liking her
Fourth Day :I was sitting on the last bench..
‘n she turned to find me…
‘n We smiled..
Sometimes, someone says something really small
and it just fits right into
this empty place in your heart!
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HAVE LOVELY TIME..
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Mornings get Sweeter when..
You think of the one person who make ur Heart smile !
Ah-ha it's me or someone else.
Good Morning Dear !!
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take care
keep smilling
yours loving JIMY
Mornings get Sweeter when..
You think of the one person who make ur Heart smile !
Ah-ha it's me or someone else.
Good Morning Dear !!
take care
keep smilling
yours loving JIMY
Good morning When the weather comes true
I miss u
When the flower covered dew
i miss u
When the day comes new
I miss u
take care
keep smilling
yours loving JIMY
Enjoy the little things in life.
For one day you'll look back and realize
They were the big things.
A lifetime, or a galaxy,
There is no return.
The light shifts,
And moves on.
Each moment precious...
Lived once,
Loved once,
Left once,
Now... always.
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*♥,*”*,*”*,♥**☆I am the best,
& I can prove it
I can put coffee in Coffee cup,
can you put world in World Cup?
.
.
.
I can send my number on your cell,
Can you send your cell on my number?
..
..
..
and the last one…
I can send my address on your cell
Can you send your cell on my address.
...
...
...
I am the best
Qualities a friend must have
Cute as crocodileSmart as donkeyActive as turtleFit as hippoMatured as monkeySincerity like dogNo doubt you are my best friend☆*
*♥,*”*,*”*,♥**☆
