Caution i just copied .. its not Invented by me Type of Girls
Hard Disk Girls She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Girls She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
Windows Girls Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
Screensaver Girls She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
Internet Girls Difficult to access
Server Girls Always busy when you need her.
Multimedia Girls She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Girls She is always faster and faster.
Email Girls Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
Virus Girls Also known as "WIFI" when you are not expecting her, she comes,installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything. SMILE Is not a single word..It is beautiful sentence S=Speak, M=More, I=In, L=Less, E=Energy ...So always keep smiling...
(¯`v´¯)❤*•.¸..•*•..❤(¯`v´¯) `•.❤.•´`•.❤.•´`•.❤.•`•.❤.•´ LeT OthErS LeaD SmaLL LiveS, ♥•✿buT noT yoU.✿•♥ LeT OthErS arGue OveR SmaLL HurTs ♥•✿buT noT yoU.✿•♥ LeT OthErS cRy OveR SmaLL HurtS, ♥•✿buT noT yoU.✿•♥ LeT OthErS LeavE TheiR FuturE iN SomE onE HandS, ♥•✿buT noT yoU...✿•♥ BecauSe yOu aRe SomEthinG SpeCiaL iN thiS WorLd, ♥•✿aND yoU aRe mY frIenD...✿•♥ (¯`v´¯)❤*•.¸..•*•..❤(¯`v´¯) `•.❤.•´`•.❤.•´`•.❤.•`•.❤.•´
♡♡ DUAL HEART ATTACK MESSAGE BY A GIRL to her lover..
1st message- lets break up now, its all over..
2nd msg.-sorry, sorry!! That was not 4 u...
Height of coolness: Two friends finishing the paper, coming out of the exam hall, having a cool drinks and talking. 1st: dude which paper was it? 2nd: may be maths. 1st: that means you did the paper? 2nd: no man the girl next to me was using calculator.
Boy 2 God: Give me a pocket full of money, A job & a big vehicle full of girls.
God replied:your wish is fullfilled & He became a bus conductor of girls collage.
Boy: I like that girl. His friend: she has a boy friend. Boy: look. A goal post always has a goalkeeper, but that doesn't mean you can't score goals.
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A Boy Went 2 Doctor Wid Infection on His face. After Checking, Doctor Said: "Ask ur GF 2 change her lipstick Brand, u r Allergetic to lakme"..Lp
Face /your/on/smile/ little/a/get/to/ trick / my/only/was/ this/but/me/ with/angry/get/ will/you/message/ this/reading/ After/weekend/a nice /have (Now Read in reverse)....
❤`•.¸.¸¸.•*❤ NICE SAYING ABOUT LIFE:.. 'sOmEtImEs yOu lAuGh, SoMeTiMeS YoU CrY,, LifE Is tHe uNiOn oF HaPpInEsS AnD PaIn,, sOmEtImEs iT Is aUtUmN, sOmEtImEs tHe rAiN SeAsOn,, It iS A SeAsOn tHaT CoMeS AnD GoEs,, sOmEtImEs yOu LauGh, SoMeTiMeS YoU CrY,, LifE Is tHe uNiOn oF HaPpInEsS AnD PaIn,,
ThErE Is sOmE OpPrEsSiOn oF LiViNg,, tHeRe aRe sOmE TrAdItIoNs oF ThIs wOrLd,, ThErE ArE SoMe dAyS Of LOsInG AnD GaInInG,, tHeRe aRe sOmE PrOmIsEs, ThErE ArE SoMe vOwS,, tHeRe iS SoMe rEstLesSnEsS At eVeRy mOmEnT,, LifE Is tHe uNiOn oF HaPpInEsS AnD PaIn,, sOmEtImEs iT Is aUtUmN, sOmEtImEs tHe rAiN SeAsOn,,
iT Is a sEaSoN ThAt cOmEs aNd gOeS,, sOmEoNe iS SLeePiNg uNdEr a sCaRf,, SoMeOnE Is tHiRsTiNg tO SeCuRe tHeIr hEaRt,, SoMeWhErE ThE ShInE Of dIsApPoInTmEnT HaS BlOoMeD,, sOmEwHeRe LovE AnD LoVe aLoNe iS RaInInG,, sOmEtImEs tHeRe iS PaIn, SoMeTiMeS ThErE Is a cUrE,, LifE Is sOmEtImEs yOu lAuGh, SoMeTiMeS YoU CrY,, LifE Is tHe uNiOn oF HaPpInEsS AnD PaIn,,
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•☆╰♡╮☆☆╰♡╮☆• ">http://www.betaarchive.com/imageupload/2015-11/1447166041.th.60199.jpg" border="0"/> “LAUGH, even when you feel too sick or too worn out or tired. SMILE, even when you're trying not to cry and the tears are blurring your vision. SING, even when people stare at you and tell you your voice is crappy. TRUST, even when your heart begs you not to. TWIRL, even when your mind makes no sense of what you see. FROLICK,even when you are made fun of. KISS,even when others are watching. RUN,even when it feels like you can't run any more. SLEEP,even when you're afraid of what the dreams might bring. And, always,we should remember, even when the memories pinch our heart, And without our experience---we are an empty page, a blank notebook, a missing lyric. Because the pain of all our experience is what makes us the person we are now. Whenever you are wrong,Always admit it, Whenever you are right,just keep quiet. ">http://www.betaarchive.com/imageupload/2015-11/1447166500.th.24878.jpg" border="0"/>